I asked for ten mcnuggets not a fucking yaoi nugget
Wasn’t goin to reblog, saw the caption then clicked the reblog button till my laptop froze.
SuperWhoLock is the main thing on this blog, plus really bad jokes. Enjoy :D
I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all
So many things happening in this gif:
JLaw sitting on Meryl Streep’s lap
Bradley desperately wanting to take the selfie himself
Ellen accidentally checking Jennifer’s boobs out
Brad Pitt and Lupita’s bro head collision
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THE HEAD BUMP
Alot of people will not notice this. Reblog if you see the spelling mistake in this post.
So my German teacher told us this story once
He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.
Fencing, Scottish style
I laugh every time I see this.
Scotty VS Sulu
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Save the bees. They’ll thank you by pollinating what will be your food.
You dense motherfuckers
According to Einstein, we have four years to live if the bees disappear.
SAVE THE FUCKING BEES
Plant bee-friendly flowers and don’t use pesticides and chemicals in your garden.
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
Just look at his face. His face.
Motherfuck I’m high as a kite and I’m so busted.
Billy seems to regretting his choice to get in the car already
i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
I’m curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
We know what happened
Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless